Published: June 9, 2024, 7:48 p.m.
The neighborhood has had a problem with feral animals running rampant. I've already called animal control so many times they've blocked my number. So I decided to take matters into my own hands. After much commotion the neighbors convinced me that the animal in question was their cat. So I removed it from the balloon basket I had built and returned it begrudgingly. They seemed quite upset with me even though I've already explained to them everyone makes mistakes.